Know Your Staff

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Cill Bot (Zone BBS Addict) on Monday, 15-Nov-2004 21:42:28

As good first impression, the MD of a large manufacturing company decided to
carry out a spot check on his factory and of the staff carrying out the
different
functions that made the company's successes a reality. On walking into the
factory, he noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.
He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question,
but
he replied nonetheless, "I earn R2000 a month sir, why?"
Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed R6000 cash and
gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working,
not for
standing around looking pretty. Here is 3 months' salary, now GET OUT and
don't come back."
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.
Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said, "And that applies for everybody in
this company."
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him who the young man that he
had just fired was, to which he replied, "That was the pizza delivery man,
sir!"

Post 2 by louiano (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 11-Dec-2004 0:33:51

rhrhrhrhhrhrhrhrhrhhrhrhrhight, lol!

Post 3 by Jess227 on Tuesday, 14-Dec-2004 20:09:05

smiles